"Tell us what we did wrong and you can blame us for it"

The "wake-n-bake" is correctly done at noon on a Tuesday. Especially if it is the first time you've slept for more then 3 hours in at least a week, and you are still half asleep after a trip to Wawa. Perfect!

Oh! It must be simultaneous with viewing of "Jerry" and immediately followed by strange but wonderful music.

Now...perfect.